Disclaimer

Ok. Look at me. Do I look like I know what I’m doing? I’m a computer programmer. I am not a botanist, horticulturalist, landscaper, or even a very good gardener.

So if you construe anything I say here at Suburban Ecology as some sort of endorsement or advice, consider who it’s coming from.

People, if you don’t know what you’re doing, do what I do:

SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.

Don’t just listen to some doofus like me who couldn’t tell a daisy from his aster, and take the advice at face value. I can’t be held accountable for any sort of disaster or harm that may result.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!!!

If you follow my course of action, you may reduce your carbon footprint on the world; you may even help preserve endangered species. But, unless your neighbors are very understanding, you may alienate them; your local lawn police may fine you or even drag you off to jail; you may even end up reducing property values not only for your own house, but for your neighbors’ houses as well.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Oh, and by the way, unless otherwise noted, all material here is copyrighted and owned by SuburbanEcology.com. Be cool. Follow the rules of fair-use, and attribute any and all quotes, citations, excerpts, RSS-feeds etc., with a link to http://suburbanecology.com

Sorry to lay down such a heavy trip on you people, but if you treat me right, I’ll treat you right.

Peace.